5 things that i hate in guys

To celebrate my comeback in the blogging scene, I've decided to start of with something mean and humorous. Well, I'm going to give a good rant about guys these days. Not all of them, but there are definitely guys who are like this out there.

I ABSOLUTELY HATE POINT 1. Like seriously.

1. Guys who look like shit thinks that smoking makes them look cool.

I know I know. There are tons of guys out there looking like shit who holds a cigarette in their hand, puffing away all that shitty nicotine into their bodies. Whats up with that? Don't give me all that lame excuses especially this..

" Aiya. Stress ma. Damn stress you know. "

OMFG? Whats with all that stress stuff? You dont have to earn money to raise your 5 kids or whatsoever. Lets just get straight to the point. You think that smoking is cool and girls will go gaga over you. I'm sorry boy ( Mychonny accent ), but you're wrong.

Unless.......... you have a face like these. Its heartbreaking for me to say this but both of them smoke too. *tears* *sniff* *sobs* But what the heck, with faces like theirs, who cares! Heh.

*drools* So do you have IT? No? Kthxbye. ( Isn't this shit annoying? )

FYI, I hate all living things that smokes. Guys/Girls/Dog/Cat/Snail.. etc.

But nonetheless, girls who smoke just make me want to puke. Not only are they ruining their lives but also their image. I've seen lots of gorgeous ladies, damn pretty/hot/sexy.. etc, but they smoke and that automatically send a message to my brain. ' WHAT A WASTE '.

2. Guys who aren't gentlemen.

Whats the point of being a man if you lack of this? Seriously. Guys who are too busy themselves, talking amongst their friends. Too busy to know what's happening around them. All that simple stuffs in our daily lives. Guys should.. Hold the door for girls, ask a girl if she's okay when she injured herself, lending a hand to a girl if she's going down a slope/hillside or just plain crossing the freaking longkang.

Get it boys? Har har har.

3. Guys who constantly press their cellphones.

" Hello ahh. Boy ah.. Why you always press on your phone wan ah? "

This is very annoying. At the table having lunch *press press press*, in the cinema *press press press*, hanging out in the foosball/pool area *press press press*, ordering food, taking a shit, pee-ing, whatever you can think of.

" Ehh boy. Can you just put your freaking cellphone away? "

" Why ah? Very annoying the you meh? "

" Like duh! You stupid ass hole! "

Maybe they are just trying to make time fly, unlock/lock/unlock/lock their phones. Who knows. I'M JUST SAYING!

4. Guys who lie so badly when you know they're lying but you just want to know what shitty excuses they can come up with.

To all the girls out there, your boyfriends, guy friends or some shitty friends. You get me lah, as long as they are guys! They tend to give out lame excuses and it makes no sense or not related to the topic. Here are some examples.

Case 1.

" Hey did you watch that awesome show on TV yesterday? Wow. Damn nice wei! "

" Err.. Yeah. I got. Err.. Haha. So awesome man. Ya lor! "

And he never mentions any goddamn part of the show, and there ends your conversation.

Case 2.

" Oii. You still owe me 20 bucks. You remember? Come on, I'm tight on cash. "

" Oww. Shit. Something just bit me. Damn. Wait! Wait! Argh. Fc*k. "

And the ' wait ' turns out to be avoiding you for a long time. Dumb shits.

5. Guys who don't have a sense of humour.

Alright. This happens in a few of my guy friends. I was trying to crack up a joke and he thinks its not funny. Okay, maybeeee its not that funny but come on. You don't have to be mean right?!

Here's an example.

" Why did a blonde stare at a can of orange juice for 2 hours? "

" Why? Please dont let it be something lame. "

And there.. He spoils the fun in you and your mood just went from green to red. ( Too much of Sims 3 ). Lets go on with the joke shall we!

" Because it said ' concentrated ' on the can of orange juice. HAHAHAHAHA! "

Thats all they can give you. Or double sweat/triple sweat. Something that is related to tha'particular gender.

Haha. Thats the 5 things I hate in a guy. Now do you hate that too? I just noticed gaga deeply influenced me. Heee.

xo.